Some Christmas Crackers . . . . . . What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet . . . . . . If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe! . . . . . . Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho . . . . . . Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy . . . . . . What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite . . . . . . What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes . . . . . . Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem . . . . . . If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be? A Holly Davidson -- vroom vroom!

Music :: Sugar Plum Fairy